[Applause. Gojyo enters with his shakujou casually in tow.]
GOJYO: Now, this is something I can only take credit for the words for. ...Well, that and this!
[The electric guitars and drums of "MR. RIGHT" erupt, launching Gojyo's head-bangin' performance with his shakujou-turned-air-guitar.]
GOJYO: Hey beautiful creature
BANRI: LOT OF NOISE GOING ON! NOW'S A GOOD TIME TO CATCH UP ON ONE OF THOSE SONGS WE MISSED YESTERDAY.
ENSUI: Um, sure, if you want. But you don't have to yell, I can hear you fine...
BANRI: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THAT YOWLING!
ENSUI: Let me get out the songbook...the SONGBOOK, I said! SONGBOOK! THIS THING! Banri, c'mon, take your fists out of your ears... OKAY, HERE'S ONE!
BANRI: GREAT. I'LL START...WHOA, STOP! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THIS IS ANOTHER SA GOJYO SONG!
ENSUI: IT'S ONLY HALF HIM. I'LL DO THAT PART IF YOU DO THE LITTLE-GUY PART.
GOJYO: -You've got over 200 bones in your body,
BANRI: *grmbl*
ENSUI: OKAY, WE MISSED HEARING THIS LIVE YESTERDAY, BUT THE SONGBOOK SAYS IT'S TO THE MUSIC OF SAIYUKI RELOAD VOCAL ALBUM VOL. 1'S "THERE IS," AND IT'S K.A. ROSE'S "AN ODE TO SOMETHING NEON"!
"GOJYO": Now that these ten years have passed
"GOKU": Times like this you have to ask
"GOJYO": It's not to us that some things turned out like they did
"GOJYO" and "GOKU": Blitzing hot colors and ugly CG!
"GOKU": Fangirls couldn't care much less
"GOJYO": Don't need a show that makes much sense
"GOKU": Don't mind the art that looks like a toddler drew it blind
"GOJYO" and "GOKU": Blitzing hot colors and ugly CG!
"GOJYO": Can't imagine how the standards got this low
"GOKU": Or why we're all right to let it go on this way
"GOJYO" and "GOKU": But one thing we know, oh oh!
ENSUI: *Whew!* Worked up a sweat!
BANRI: I'm actually sorry we missed that yesterday. I would've liked to see them say that.
GOJYO: -'Cause I just wanna copulaaaaate...
BANRI: Meanwhile, the noise is still droning on up there...
[Applause.]
ENSUI: All done now! Here, you can wipe the ear-stuff off your knuckles on this.
BANRI: Maybe I'd be happier not knowing, but, where did you get a loose pair of ladies' panties...?
ENSUI: Someone behind us was trying to throw them to the stage. Lots of someones still are...!
BANRI: Hmph. Well, this will keep their knees clamped tight--yeasty-priest Sanzo just came out onstage!
It's nice to meet you
Let me sit down next to you and teach you
My cellular number
My favorite color
The vas deferens 'tween epidermis and rubber-
One more won't do you no harm...
Need a bone? I'll be your donor
My name is Mr. Right-
Gotta wonder where we've gone
Is it anywhere at all?
If we've done our best for Mum
Can we say we gave our all?
In the end it's not even our fault
But this show is still so hella hard to watch
Hack student art to make your eyes bleed!
Whoa-oh!
Best thing that we've ever seen
Nothing is sacred and we like it this way
Doesn't even matter that the script's really gay
No, no!
S'why we're here anyway
It's what we're finding all this time
Production sucks, but hey, oh well
When you've got sex in every line
And subtext's thick enough to kill
You're here just for the voices anyway
Just run and hide when Hakkai starts to sing
Hack student art to make your eyes bleed!
Whoa-oh!
Best thing that we've ever seen
Nothing is sacred and we like it this way
Doesn't even matter that the script's really gay
No, no!
That's the whole fricken' point
Blitzing hot colors and ugly CG!
Hack student art to make your eyes bleed!
Whoa-oh!
Best thing that we've ever seen
Nothing is sacred and we like it this way
Doesn't even matter that the script's really gay
No, no!
Times just bein' what they are
Burn up the budget on music and treats
Tie-ins and cards and Toshihiko Seki
Hey now
What the hell's wrong with that?
In the end the only thing that matters, y'see,
Is that the lowest common's undeniably pleased
Whoa-ho!
You know that's what we do best
Fornicaaaaate...
Get on the floor and maaaaate...
Toniiiiiiiiiighhhht...
Or return to JOURNEY TO THE REST
This page was created August 7, 2006. Last updated June 27, 2007. The music of "There Is" (from Saiyuki Reload Vocal Album Vol. 1) was written by Masaki Nomiyama. The lyrics of "An Ode To Something Neon" are copyright K.A. Rose. Two Ball Loo's "Mr. Right": Lyrics by Dave O and J. Miles; music by J. Miles, J. Rintoul and Dave O. This page's source code is copyright Kagenami Q. Saiyuki Reload GUNSTOCK logo is by Avalon Jones. DO NOT REPRODUCE. Saiyuki, Saiyuki Gaiden and Saiyuki RELOAD are copyright Kazuya Minekura/Ichijinsha; Gensomaden Saiyuki is copyright Kazuya Minekura/Issaisha, Saiyuki Project and TV Tokyo 2000; the Saiyuki RELOAD anime is copyright Kazuya Minekura/Issaisha, TV Tokyo, Dentsu and Pierrot 2003; Saiyuki RELOAD GUNLOCK is copyright Kazuya Minekura/Issaisha, TV Tokyo, Dentsu and Pierrot 2004. All images are copyright their respective artists and creators. No copyright infringement is intended or implied.