[Bob Hope and Marilyn Maxwell take center stage to perform "Silver Bells." However, what comes out is "Zakuro's Bells" by Dalton.]
Hear them ring
(hear them ring)
Ring-a-ling
(ring-a-ling)
Soon it will be his big day!
Sudden side-trips, busy mind-trips
Dressed in "Zakkie's" big style
In the air there's a feeling of distress
Zakuro laughing
People gasping
Meeting trial after trial
And in every dark corner you hear
Zakuro's Bells
Zakuro's Bells
It's doomsday time in the city
Hear them ring
Ring-a-ling
Soon it will be his big day!
Under his light
All try and fight
And they turn sickly green
As Zakuro blushes from the pleasure
Hear the bones crunch
See the flames munch
This is "Zakkie's" big scene
And above all this bustle you hear
Zakuro's Bells
Zakuro's Bells
It's doomsday time in the city
Hear them ring
Ring-a-ling
Soon it will be his big day!
[Applause. Bob Hope and Marilyn Maxwell stroll back offstage.]
GOKU [blinks]: ...Huh.
GOJYO: Hey, one of those mysteries of life just got solved! The monk's singing sounds like someone Maxwell, he sings so much higher than he talks...had thought Duo 'til now, but nope, it's Marilyn!
SANZO: Another mystery will get solved soon: With that big a death wish, exactly how much longer will you keep breathing?
HAKKAI: *Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!* Thank you very much, Mr. Hope, Ms. Maxwell! Next we have another holiday favorite--here's Gene Autry with his champion of a rendition of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"!
[Applause as Gene Autry takes center stage, and Hakkai starts whispering a two-minute explanation to perplexed Gojyo and Goku about Gene Autry and Champion.]
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