[Gene Autry strides out in full movie-cowboy attire, and strums his trusty guitar. But when he opens his mouth, what comes out is not the version of "Rudolph" he made famous decades ago, but "Zakuro, Hypno-Youkai" by UltraM2000!]
Zakuro, Hypno-youkai,
had a very twisted mind,
And if you've ever seen him,
You will see these words are kind.
All of the other youkai,
Used to wish him less than well,
They hid his 5-en pend'lums,
Dented all his jingle bells!
Then one night in Tenjiku,
Jyeni came to say:
"With Zakuro's twisted look,
Sanzo's goose we'll surely cook!"
Then how the youkai loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
"Zakuro, Hypno-youkai
you'll go down in history!"
[Applause. With a jingle of spurs, Gene Autry leaves the stage.]
GOKU [with some saliva getting in the way]: ...Sanzo's...goose? Sanzo! Did you get us a big Christmas goose?! To [*slup*] EAT?!
SANZO: We are not going to eat a goose, you stupid monkey.
HAKKAI: And we certainly would not have let Zakuro cook it.
GOJYO: No telling what that guy could do with a g-...
HAKKAI: No telling what he would have done--but that's all over and done, thank goodness. Oh, I'm sorry--thank you, Mr. Autry! [More applause] And now, here are the Osmonds, singing "The Twelve Days Of Christmas"!
[Applause as the bright-eyed family takes the stage.]
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